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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What did I do last night?work

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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