- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

A new restaurant KKKcake

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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