why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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19th amendment

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69

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