what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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