Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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i like tits

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Minecraft.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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