- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

i'm not gay

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

What did I do last night?work

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

123 Main street

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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