A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Matt Damon

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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