- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

women's rights

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Penis

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Black people. They are so kind.

fart+fart=poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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