What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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T-Dog scare me

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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