- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

a ginger has a soul

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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