The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Six million.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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