- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

im a selling a car

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

YEAH THEY DO.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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