- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Knock knock, Come in...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Your social life.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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