What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Michael Brown

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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