A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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...NO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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