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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Women.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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