A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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