Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Japan called... They need help.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

How much did the Holla Cost?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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