Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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