Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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alston wang

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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