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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Ouch.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Yes. Just Yes.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

knock, knock. come in.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

mc hammers income.

Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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