- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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