A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Women's rights

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Minecraft.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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WNBA

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Anti Joke

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