- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What did I do last night?work

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

penis

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Dancing Potatoe!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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