What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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neil patrick harris

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You just won the game...

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Where's my shotgun

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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alston wang

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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