- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

twilight

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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