a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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