Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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knock knock

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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