What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Seth stock has a large penis

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Womens' rights.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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