How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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