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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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