- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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