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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

JEWS

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Niki Minaj's ass

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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