So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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