Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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JEWS

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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