- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

whats 2+2? 4

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Knock knock. Come in.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Farts smell bad!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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