A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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i like tits

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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