- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's wrong with woman Everything

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

This is not a joke.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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