where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Penis-Pump

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

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