- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Once upon a time.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

I like hats XD!

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

dislike this...please.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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