Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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