why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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fack me!

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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