- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

a ginger has a soul

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

asian, do math

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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