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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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this is gay

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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she wasn't 18

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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