how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Ouch.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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motley crew

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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The cow went moo

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Anti Joke

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