- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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whats better than 24................. 25

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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