- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

joe diragi makes paul look straight

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What's the difference between a duck?

9/11

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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