- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

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