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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Male penises.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

The 19th Amendment

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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