- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A Jew walks into a Furness

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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