A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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