Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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