i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Not Steve Jobs

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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