What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Womens Rights.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Women's Sports

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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