- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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