why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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