- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Your time.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

A: B: No pun intended.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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