- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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