Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Not Steve Jobs

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Women.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Ouch.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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