- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

YEAH THEY DO.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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