How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Turn around.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the black guy die? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

It's long!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops