- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Turn around.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

why did the black guy die? cancer

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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