What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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:O + :P = 69

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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