What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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i cant think of one.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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