What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Doorbell salesman.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Women's sports

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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