- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

im a selling a car

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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