Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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fack me!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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You

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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