Black People.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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