daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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