When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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A snake walks into a bar

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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thermodynamics?

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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